What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Whats Jokes
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
