Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Memes
Like if its true
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.