Whats jokes
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Memes
ITS SO TRUE ONG
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.