Whats jokes
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
I you know what i mean
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.