Whats jokes
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Memes
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.