Whats jokes
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Memes
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."