Whats jokes
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.