Whats jokes
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-