Whats jokes
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.