Whats jokes

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

what's a depressed person's favorite game?

hangman

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.

What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.

What would an orphan priest call himself?

Father Les.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding only half a worm.

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

Kid: Mom! You lied to me!

Mom: When?

Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!

Mom: Sooo?

Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?

Mom: WHAT!!!??!!

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.