Whats jokes
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.