What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
Whats Jokes
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
