Whats jokes
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Well.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.