Whats jokes
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.