Whats jokes
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!