What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Whats Jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
