Whats jokes
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.