Whats jokes
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
Memes
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!