Whats jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
wear sweatpants.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.