Whats jokes
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.