Whats jokes
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."
He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."