What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
