Whats jokes
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.