Whats jokes
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Memes
I you know what i mean
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does a cow say? Moo.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?