Whats jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

Sans: Zzzzzzzz

Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it dude?

Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

Papyus: Grrrrr....

Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

Anonymouse.

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

What do you call an orphan with a boner?

Porn.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).

What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?

You can shut the book up.

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despesso.

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you call a deaf animal?

Anything, it can't hear you.

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

The cow didn’t make it.