Whats jokes
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
Memes
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!