Whats jokes
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Defenity peeing with an erection
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.