Whats jokes
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Memes
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.