Whats jokes
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Memes
History meme for y’all
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.