Whats jokes
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
Memes
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.