Whats jokes
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Memes
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).