Whats jokes
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.