Whats jokes
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Well.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.