Whats jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Memes
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what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"