Whats jokes
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Funny Moments that happens:
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"