Whats jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

What do planets read?

Comet books.

What do you call a retreat in war?

A backup plan.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.

What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.

What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

What did the two paintings say after a long battle?

Let's call this one a draw.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?

Snowballs.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.