What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does a cow say? Moo.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
