Whats jokes
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Memes
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.