Whats jokes

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

What part do people slit the most?

Everyone.

What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

The homepage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding only half a worm.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.

A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.

What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

What do you call an owl with armor?

A Knight Owl!

What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?

One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.