Whats jokes
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Lol same
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.