Whats jokes
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Memes
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.