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What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.