Whats jokes
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Memes
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."