Whats jokes
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Memes
Well.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)