Whats jokes
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.