Whats jokes
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Memes
wear sweatpants.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.