Whats jokes
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What is the highest number?
420.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
Memes
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.