Whats jokes
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"