Whats jokes
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.