What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
