Whats jokes
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.