Whats jokes
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.