Whats jokes
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.