Whats jokes
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.