Whats jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common? They're both Headless.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"