Whats jokes
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.