Whats jokes
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Memes
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.