Whats jokes
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.