A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Whats Jokes
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
