Whats jokes
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Memes
Like if its true
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.