Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Like if its true
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.