Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.