Whats jokes
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What am I doing?
Your mom.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
I see what you did there.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. I hate my life.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.