Whats jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.