Whats jokes
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Memes
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.