Whats jokes
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What is the highest number?
420.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.