Whats jokes
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.