Whats jokes
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.