Whats jokes
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.