Whats jokes
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.