Whats jokes
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
*Side eye*
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.