Whats jokes
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
A meme
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.