Whats jokes
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.