Whats jokes

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.

What did Hitler get for his birthday?

A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.

What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.

What does the suicidal person say on New Years?

"New year, no me."

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.

Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"

Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.

She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can hear a hormone.