Whats jokes

What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

What type of work can orphans do? Homework.

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

What is a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

One has a home.

What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.

What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"

What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?

Do you want to hang later?

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

That's what happened to my dog.

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.