Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.