Whats jokes
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
wear sweatpants.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.