Whats jokes
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Memes
wear sweatpants.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.