Whats jokes

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

Kid: "What's dark humor?"

Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

Mom: "Exactly."

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Spider-Man: No Way Home.

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?

Chocolate drops.

Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

What do you call a spaceman’s willy?

A Shuttlecock!

"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

"Ok."

"What town did you grow up in?"

"Oral."

What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.