Whats jokes
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.