Whats jokes

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"

What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can hear a hormone.

What talks high pitched and can't fly?

A gay man in Iran.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

What is yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of kids.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.

(Later)

"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"

What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?

White vans.