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What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
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What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.