Whats jokes
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.