Whats jokes
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
What's the time?
How would I know?
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏