Whats jokes

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?

Answer: A family photo.

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is!

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

Patient: What's the good news?

Doctor: I've got you flowers.

Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?

Doctor: They're for your grave.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"