Whats jokes
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A meme
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.