Whats jokes
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.