Whats jokes
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.