Whats jokes
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.