Whats jokes
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
Memes
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.