Whats jokes
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Memes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...