Whats jokes
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Memes
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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.