Whats jokes
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.