Whats jokes
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What do Doges like? Memes.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.