What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
Whats Jokes
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.