Whats jokes
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
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What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The ācold and passed outā kind.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing Iāve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh itās not what you think, Iām just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.