Whats jokes
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.