Whats jokes
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper