Whats jokes
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.