Whats jokes
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Hor- wait what the hell is that
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."