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Whats Jokes
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
A little girl being Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do, child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, Father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But, Father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
