Whats jokes
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!