Whats jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.