Whats jokes
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Hm, free food
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...