Whats jokes

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?

Palpatine: Brew it!

If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?

Haaaaaaay!

What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?

A Pre Visa!

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

What did Hitler get for his birthday?

A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.

What do you call a smart blonde?

Nonexistent.

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

What kind of bees eat brains?

Zombees.

What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?

The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A dead goldfish.

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

I cry when I chop up onions.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."