Whats jokes
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.