Whats jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.

what do you call a baby in an oven?

my next meal.

What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.

So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂

what do you call a lazy gay?

someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?

They're both fun to flip off.

I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.

My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Q: An apple gets picked.

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."

What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?

A selfie.

I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.