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Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.