Whats jokes
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Memes
Hor- wait what the hell is that
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."