Whats jokes
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
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Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!