Whats jokes
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?