What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Whats Jokes
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
