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What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
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Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.