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What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
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What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.