Whats jokes
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
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What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.