Whats jokes
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Memes
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"