What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
