Whats jokes

What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?

They can't reach 30.

What does a lesbian bring on the second date?

A U-Haul.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both like cracking open a cold one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?

Returning to the scene of the crime.