Whats jokes

What do you call a Mexican's prison?

The border.

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

Little Johnny is in class one day, and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says, "What's so funny?" He said, "I can see your bra strap." The teacher says, "Don't come back to class for a week," so he gets up and walks out. A few minutes later, little Billy starts laughing, and she asks, "What's funny now?" Little Billy said, "I can see both of your bra straps." The teacher says, "Get out of my classroom for a month." So little Billy got pissed, he walked out and slammed the door. This scared the teacher, and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up, then she stood back up, and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked, "Where do you think you're going?" He said, "Well, teach, after what I saw, I'm done with school for a lifetime."

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"

"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."

The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"

The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."

"What about the boy?" the woman asked.

The doctor said, "Denephew."

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

CURRY in a hurry.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

What has four legs and one arm?

A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you fucking racist.

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les.

What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

Little kids come out of preschool.

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.