Whats jokes

What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.

What do the mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

what do you call a baby in an oven?

my next meal.

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy.

What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.

What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!

What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.

What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

what do you call a lazy gay?

someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.

My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Q: An apple gets picked.