Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.