Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
What is this joke?
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"