Whats jokes
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.