Whats jokes
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
That one stupid kid in class :
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!