Whats jokes
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.