Whats jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Q: An apple gets picked.

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?

A selfie.

What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."

I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

What do you call a Mexican's prison?

The border.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

Little Johnny is in class one day, and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says, "What's so funny?" He said, "I can see your bra strap." The teacher says, "Don't come back to class for a week," so he gets up and walks out. A few minutes later, little Billy starts laughing, and she asks, "What's funny now?" Little Billy said, "I can see both of your bra straps." The teacher says, "Get out of my classroom for a month." So little Billy got pissed, he walked out and slammed the door. This scared the teacher, and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up, then she stood back up, and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked, "Where do you think you're going?" He said, "Well, teach, after what I saw, I'm done with school for a lifetime."

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.

What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?

"Let us prey together."

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

Me: Desert Eagle.

Teacher: Why?

Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

CURRY in a hurry.

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"