Whats jokes
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color? A: Blue stop signs.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.