Whats jokes

what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.

What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?

They're both fun to flip off.

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

You reload and keep shooting.

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

Me: Desert Eagle.

Teacher: Why?

Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.

What do the mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.

what do you call a baby in an oven?

my next meal.

What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.