Whats jokes
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
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