Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.