Whats jokes
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Memes
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."