Whats jokes
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Memes
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!