Whats jokes
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
get this one guys
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.