Whats jokes

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"

A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"

A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"

The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."

The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."

Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

What do you call a burning church?

Holy smokes.

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.

What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

You reload and keep shooting.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.