Whats jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"