Whats jokes
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground? A bolder choice.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"