Whats jokes
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Memes
That one stupid kid in class :
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.