Whats jokes
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.