Whats jokes
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?