Whats jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
Memes
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”