Whats jokes

What is an orphan's most relatable movie?

"Home Alone."

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?

Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.

Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?

Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.

Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

Several hundred calories.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?

Rock and roll.

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years? The letter M.

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.

What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?

Fresh roadkill.

What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?

"The whole pile of shits."

What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Surprise.

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”