Whats jokes
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
always happens to me
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.