Whats jokes
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.