Whats jokes
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.