Whats jokes
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What can fly?
Bird.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.