Whats jokes
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.