Whats jokes
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What can fly?
Bird.