Whats jokes

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

What is a monkey with a head?

Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.

What do you call someone with no legs?

Disabled.

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

What do you call a un-funny rock?

A normal rock.

Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?

A. Ice burger.

What kind of cow has 2 legs?

YOUR MOM!!

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

What do you call a Mexican rooster?

Un gallo pelón.

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

What rock has four men that don't sing?

One Direction.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.

What do you call a deaf child?

-Ryan Simmonite-

What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.

What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.