Whats jokes
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.