Whats jokes
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.