Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What is a chode?
What do you call ball drama?
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.