What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Whats Jokes
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What is going on here?
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What picture is that?
What is the address?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.