Whats jokes
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Î’Ï…Ï„Ï„erfly.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"