Whats jokes
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!