Whats jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?