Whats

Whats Jokes

Candy

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

Animal

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Job

Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.

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Baby

There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.

Kid

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

Axe

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

Shoulder

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

Year

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.

Shit

A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"

Team

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

Orphan

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Bar

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"