Whats jokes
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
What am I doing?
Your mom.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!