I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"