Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.