Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.