What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Whats Jokes
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!