Whats jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What do you call a?
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
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