Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
What does suck a sucking fish?