Whats jokes
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.