Whats jokes
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What do you call your kids?
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.