What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.