Whats jokes
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What do you call a?
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.