Whats jokes
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.