Whats jokes
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.