Whats jokes
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"