Whats jokes
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.