Whats jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.