Whats jokes
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What goes moo? Cow.
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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?