Whats jokes
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!