What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Whats Jokes
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto