Whats jokes
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.