Whats jokes
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What is mail? Boring.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.