Whats jokes
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.