Whats

Whats jokes

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

Danger

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

Elephant

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

Occupation

What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

Husband

What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?

He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.

Knock knock

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

Hulk

What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?

He got gangryeen.

Gangrene+green+angry

Bible

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Erection

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

Girl

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Orphan

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.