Whats

Whats jokes

Eminem

What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?

Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...

Butthole

What did buttholes say after taking a dump?

Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.

Job

I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?

Cow

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"

Moment

That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.

Blonde

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

People

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

Tuna

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Duck

What happened when the duck crossed the road?

It crossed the road.

Policeman

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

Jesus

What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?

A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.