Whats jokes
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.