Whats jokes
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.