Whats jokes

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

What has it?

What time is it?

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?

High interest!

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

What is tyyyyyyyyu?

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know what home is.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

Gloves!

JK, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.