To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Whats Jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What can orphans not do in school?
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"