Whats jokes
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.