Whats jokes
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? đ´ Night time.
Whatâs long, yellow, and doesnât float?
A school bus filled with children.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
Whatâs red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
Whatâs invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
Whatâs green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What is an egg?
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"đ
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? đ¤¨
Me: What?
The person: You said youâre going to pick up âthe stuffâ!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.