Whats jokes
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."