Whats jokes
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.