Whats jokes
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
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What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
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