Whats

Whats Jokes

Cancer

What’s the best part of stage four cancer?

A: There’s no stage five.

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?

They can both flash.

Clown

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

Flavor

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Emo

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

Post

I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."

Emo kid

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Rick Astley

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Cum

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

Part

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!