Whats jokes
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."