Whats jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷