What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Whats Jokes
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.