Whats jokes
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?