Whats jokes
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!