Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!