Whats jokes
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.