Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Whats Jokes
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.