Whats jokes
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉