What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Whats Jokes
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.