Whats jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.