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What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.