Whats jokes
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Memes
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.