Whats jokes
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.