Whats jokes

What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.

Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."

"Wait, wha..."

"What?"

One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"

What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

James Charles when he sees little boys.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.

What do you call a depressed group of kids?

Suicide squad.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."