Whats jokes
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Memes
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.