Whats jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.