What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
