Whats jokes
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
bro what?
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.