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What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?

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What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

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    • Pregnancy

    What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?

    They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."

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    Sauce

    What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

    She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

    Sneaker

    I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.

    Condom

    Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

    Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

    Cancer

    What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

    My dad didn't beat cancer.

    Tuna

    Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

    Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

    Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

    Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

    Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

    Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

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    • Body Count

    A man is with his friend in a bar.

    The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

    Nervous, the man looks away.

    The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

    The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."

    "Wait, wha..."

    "What?"

    Teacher

    One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"

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