Whats jokes
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.