Whats jokes
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.