Whats jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Memes
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."