Whats jokes
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
bro what?
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.