Whats jokes
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Memes
Online working be like:
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.