Whats jokes
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Memes
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.