Whats jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
Memes
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.