Whats jokes
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)