Whats jokes
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.