Whats jokes

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.

What do you call a depressed group of kids?

Suicide squad.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."

A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to jump!"

The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?

They are all insane comebacks!!!

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

What do you call a vegan slut?

A garden ho!

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.... (not the orphan)

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"