Whats jokes
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?