Whats jokes
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.