Whats jokes
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.