3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Whats Jokes
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
