Whats jokes
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.