Whats jokes
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
Walt what?
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.