Whats jokes
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time youβre inside of them.
Memes
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?