Whats jokes
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I canβt tell you, youβll spread it.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Whatβs the best time to commit suicide?
8 aβglock in the morning.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Memes
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time youβre inside of them.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."