Whats jokes
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
welp u alr know what it is
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.