Whats jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Memes
welp u alr know what it is
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.