What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Whats Jokes
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
