Whats jokes
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
Memes
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.