Whats jokes

What did Earth say to the other planets?

"You guys have no life!"

What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"

[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat.

What do sex and food have in common?

My sister makes it better than my cousin.

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche.

What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

What do you call a group of emos?

Limited Edition.

What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?

Heads and shoulders.

Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?

Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.

Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

What do you say before you jump off a building?

Parkour!

Q: What comes before 47?

A: AK