Whats jokes
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
Memes
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.