Whats jokes
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
I know
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.