Whats jokes
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
Memes
what the dawg doing
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.