Whats jokes
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".