Whats jokes
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Memes
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.