Whats jokes
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?