Whats jokes
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Memes
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Why canβt orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldnβt know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.