Whats jokes
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What does Mrs. Grapes π love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Memes
welp u alr know what it is
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Why canβt orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldnβt know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.