Whats jokes
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Walt what?
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.