Whats jokes
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."