Whats jokes

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

What's black and grey and red all over?

A dead r******.

What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

What's the difference between an American and a computer?

Americans don't have trouble shooting!

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?

Ground beef.