Whats jokes
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.