Whats jokes
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.