Whats jokes
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.