Whats jokes
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌