Whats jokes
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/