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Whats jokes

Song

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

Shooting

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

Song

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

Orphan

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Chromosome

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Number

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Human

What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.

Chromosome

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Cheek

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"