What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Whats Jokes
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
can someone please tell what happened?
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.