Whats jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.