Whats jokes
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??