Whats jokes
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!