Whats jokes
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!