What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Whats Jokes
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What is your body like? Soft.