Whats jokes
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.