Whats jokes
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Low taper fade
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!