Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?