Whats

Whats Jokes

Adoption

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

Poop

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

Internet

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

Honda

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.

Safety

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

Lover

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

Advice

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Dish

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!

Rapper

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Tree

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

Plane

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

Night

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!