Whats jokes
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
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What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.